Archive for May, 2008

As time moves on (our software does not)

May 31, 2008

What type of file system is not priority number one for 98% of the internet. Unless your job involes something with multi-gigabyte files (Photoshop and Final Cut Studio users give yourselves a round of applause!) it doesn’t really matter. Until the time comes when your old applications can’t function.

My lovely mother gave to yours truly a copy of the Star Craft battle chest for being an awesome son of twenty three years (Golly I don’t feel old). After downloading the latest patch that abolishes the CD requirement after eleven freaking years I clicked on the application only to face…

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This enterprising (yet utterly clueless when it comes to programming) geek googled that very phrase. Viola this very site topped the list. After a quick translation from Swedish the Engrish version told me exactly what went wrong.

Since Mac OS X 10.3 Panther there has been the option to format your hard drive as “Mac OS Extended (case sensitive/journaled).” Ignoring what Journaling is (a simple google search provides more accurate and interesting reads than I could ever hope to write on the subject), that “case sensitive” part is where Star Craft kept getting into trouble.

The solution is simply renaming the file “Local” to “local” in the starcraft files folder. Do that, and you’ll be stomping zerglings as quickly as can be!

Into the sunset

May 30, 2008

Goodnight Harvey Korman

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0242561/

The decline of civilization (in the United States)

May 20, 2008

I’ve seen the end of western civilization and it’s go air horns.

I attended an eight grade graduation, not so much to pick up chicks than because Heather dragged me there, kicking and screaming. Turns out her brother reached the age where girls are not icky and learners permits are within reach. While I’m an elite bastard and feel a high school graduation isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on I recognize for a great many people it’s both a difficult accomplishment, a cause of celebration, and the last time they’ll strive for learning. So when that special child crosses the threshold into adulthood with their Diploma or GED, cheer on family!

When Heather’s mom told me about her sons “graduation” I responded quite rudely why the hell should 8th graders celebrate remaining in the school system? She didn’t really answer, leaving my evening shot to hell. The auditorium quickly filled up with families and parents of these hapless juveniles and we suffered their commencement.

That’s right, they gave out diplomas. This tells me two things. The school system apparently decided these kids wouldn’t achieve greatness or their specialness must be fluffed like Ron Jeremy. Big surprise there. The parents shouldn’t be excited, it’s a stinking school function like recitals or orchestra performances. Strike that, it’s less important than those displays of talent. As the children walked across the stage certain families hooted and hollered, a few brought air horns.

Do the parents really believe going to, not graduating from, high school is impressive? Apparently some don’t expect their precious little snowflakes to obtain real accolades and this is their best shot at being special. Just like everyone else.

Reasons to keep working at X

May 7, 2008

http://www.bluishorange.com/2008/02/13/dear-shaun/

Coming across this post in my RSS feeds this morning, I’ve been shamed into sharing these thoughts.