Archive for February, 2009

The Authority of Metaphor

February 26, 2009

The path to metaphor does not lead to a lack of faith in the Bible. To show how this is a misconception we must understand their concern. Since we cannot take the entire Bible literally, we are forced to take it metaphorically in places. Such an understanding invalidates the force of truth derived from metaphor. Reading the Bible as metaphor, according to these individuals, leads irrevocably to disbelieve the Book could have any authority. Instead, it becomes a simple catalog of stories and beliefs one single culture has about the world, coming to grips with the cruel nihilism our world forces them into.

Akin to the slippery slope fallacy, this fear is unfounded for a different reason than its brethren. Without a solid foundation in literal understanding, how can they possibly have truth to them? As we have described earlier, a metaphorical story has as much potency than axiomatic descriptions a Greek might posses. The argument that an Inspired work cannot be metaphoric is ridiculous; the notions that our mammalian brains, which work so effectively in the three dimensional space, could understand the non-describable that is God, the soul, and immortality.

Understanding something as metaphor is not an arbitrary method of understanding. There requires a modicum of knowledge of the source culture, as well as the intended message. That understanding in place, it becomes impossible to read more metaphor into a text without producing errors and contradictions. This is the practical limitation of reading metaphor in writing.

Therefore, considering that we receive many of the truth claims in the Bible through metaphor and the impracticability of reading the entire book as literal, there is no distinction between metaphor as authority and metaphor as ‘fanciful tales’. Considering further the fact that authority through metaphor seems plausible – it is a valid method of authority – I cannot see how something that is distinctly metaphor as authority can suddenly become fanciful by virtue of adding more metaphor to the understanding.

XKCD’s guide to the galaxy…

February 25, 2009

http://xkcd.com/548/

Damnit, now i need a to get one. Anyone want a PRS-500 from sony? Feel free to email me.

Late night ramblings

February 24, 2009

It’s a bad thing when I get upset at Fark getting a star wars joke wrong. “Star Wars “science” toys will teach your child to use The Force, measure time in parsecs, reproduce asexually” How can time equal distance? I’m geek enough to know that the reason the kessel run was an impressive 12 parsecs is the nature of the kessel run. Inundated with large gravitational effects, to navigate safely through that system requires numerous jumps, each of a certain distance (parsecs). Han Solo saying he could do this run in 12 parsecs is the equivalent to saying how many steps you can reduce a formula to without getting garbage out.

Take that Fark Geeks!

Ode to a phone

February 22, 2009

I mentioned earlier I picked up a Blackberry Pearl 8130 from my (now goin’ steady) phone service provider Alltel and that I would write up my initial thoughts of this machine, especially since I’ve been mostly spoiled by my iPod touch. After almost two weeks the initial verdicts are in. Click on to find out (more…)

Magic Conflux

February 19, 2009

Today is the day, our first DCI sanctioned Magic the Gathering draft tournament for CATT-G, the Collegiate Association of Table Top Gamers. Our group set up Shards of Alara/Conflux draft for any Magic players in the Hays, Kansas area. This won’t be the last DCI sanctioned meetup either, we’re working on setting up Friday Night Magic as well.

Since all the cards are here, I’m no longer nervously chewing my finger nails off, but the anticipation is overwhelming.

Upcoming changes?

February 17, 2009

In spite of the voluminous writing ahead of me in the following months there will be more writing coming up on this lovely little site. Impossible you say? Hardly, I’m having a friend contribute, Katie from Tales From Katie’s Land has kindly accepted my request to force me to write more frequently.

Additionally, I finally upgraded my throw-away phone to a decent Blackberry Pearl 8130. New tech means you’ll get to hear about it, and my experiences with the 32 gig iPod Touch yields an interesting comparison.

How Intelligent Design fails

February 16, 2009

Recently in the Philosophy of Science course we discussed, as a means of understanding the necessary material for the entirepurpose of the class, the underlying mechanics and, ahem, science of Intelligent Design. Since the purpose of this lecture was not to proselytize instead give us an understanding to a theory that very much is not understood fully by the classroom, the good Doctor (erm, hello Dr Miller…) quite sufficiently explained the underlying principles of Intelligent Design. I will not be able to give them nearly the same amount of time and detail as he did, but I must underline a few properties and examples that are especially troublesome to myself. (more…)

Psychonauts

February 16, 2009

I wish I got into the Xbox realm a little sooner than I did, for the game Psychonauts if definitely one of my absolute favorite platformers — beating out even Mario Galaxy, on the Wii. For those of you lucky enough to have played this title, I forward your attention to the recent release of both the cinematic and original soundtracks for Psychonauts on iTunes, Amazon, Napster, Rhapsody and eMusic.

Those of you out there not lucky enough to have played it yet, for fucks sake get over to Doublefine’s store, snag a copy for PC or, if you’re feeling especially European, the PAL version for the original Xbox. Or at least pay the 10 dollars for the soundtracks, they’re just as good now as then.

So don’t be a fool, be like Gogglor and get yourself some awesome-impregnated digital music!

The verifiability of theory

February 8, 2009

As many arguments against evolution claim that non-verifiability is the Achilles heal in the origin theory. Yet it seems to me they’re failing to understand there are other criteria used when determining the worth of an answer in abductive reasoning. For instance we apply Occam’s razor to figuratively slice away at answers that are overly complex, which introduce too many concepts that themselves require an explanation for. This is why we don’t say Angels fly in from Heaven and ransack a faithful soul’s house. Additionally the proposed theory, in our case evolution, must meet certain coherence with the established views. This is why when Lyell released Principle of Geology the accepted view of the Earths age became several million plus instead of a four millennia, Darwin thought of an explanation that accounted for those millions of years in the development of life on Earth. It also explained the most number of things, such as why there was diversity of species.

While the verifiability of the theory of evolution is slightly scant, especially since we do not have the ability to view the world over the course of centuries, we have enough evidence of the other natures, its simplicity, coherence with other accepted theories and its ability to answer a greater number of questions than its rival theories (including the so called intelligent design theory). It appears to me then that objections to this are not founded on any scientific principles, and that motivation has created poor science on the parts of opponents who clamor around trying to disprove not only the original theory of natural selection but also tries to undo Lyell’s Uniformitarianism since it objects to their world view. This seems incredibly absurd. Mind you there is recognition on my part that I’m allowing greater weight for science than religion, on the grounds that for the natural world it explains how things appear whereas religion is incapable of describing nature with the same degree of precision.

When Professors strike

February 3, 2009

Turns out some of my professors read this blog, to which I say greetings! I’ll have to keep my anti-professor thoughts to myself.