Locally owned and operated

So, apparently my town has suffered a slashdot.
Or at least the same thing that happened to the hometown OF slashdot back in 1997:
We've run out of downstream bandwidth. We have no more room.
My internet is at 3 megabit per second to the ISP (i'm a cheapskate).
but only 800 bits to the "real world"
Go Go Sprint.

I'm going to go investigate DSL