Saturday
Feb182006
Comedians I resemble
so many (tiny, obscure, bizarre) posts lately, perhaps because I was pushed by a significant person - but this one hit me while nursing a sore nose.
The other week (yet another hint I should have written this sooner) I was told by Heather that I resemble a certain Lewis Black - the man who makes me long for an IHOP, and made me wonder whether I would have spent that year in college if it wasn't for my horse - when i rant, which is... more often than not (please note: i'm nodding my head as I type that last sentence). And so I'm flattered by that comment, and slightly worried. This man can't be expected to live another 5 years, stresses and such considered: I imagine inductively I should find myself shuffling the mortal coil soon too.
So if I should die before my time, I want you all to know:
1. Goddamnit Bush really doesn't deserve to be a prez.
2. I wish I learned French, Russian, Greek (classic) and Farsi
and most importantly
3. Being on my death bed will not be reason enough to have a change of philosophy.
PS: there are more children in my lobby than I prefer, this is why families should be forbidden from travel.
my relief! thank goodness.
The other week (yet another hint I should have written this sooner) I was told by Heather that I resemble a certain Lewis Black - the man who makes me long for an IHOP, and made me wonder whether I would have spent that year in college if it wasn't for my horse - when i rant, which is... more often than not (please note: i'm nodding my head as I type that last sentence). And so I'm flattered by that comment, and slightly worried. This man can't be expected to live another 5 years, stresses and such considered: I imagine inductively I should find myself shuffling the mortal coil soon too.
So if I should die before my time, I want you all to know:
1. Goddamnit Bush really doesn't deserve to be a prez.
2. I wish I learned French, Russian, Greek (classic) and Farsi
and most importantly
3. Being on my death bed will not be reason enough to have a change of philosophy.
PS: there are more children in my lobby than I prefer, this is why families should be forbidden from travel.
my relief! thank goodness.
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Chris
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